How I started comedy: 

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You know those annoying guys who sell comedy tickets in Times Square?  Yeah I did that.  Just like on HBO's crashing.  My dad got mad at me and told me to just sell cars because I would have made more money, he was probably right... I didn't listen.  So yesterday I stole toilet paper from the W hotel. It was the softest ever.  Things happen.  You deal. 

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